Like this:

Well, I’ve run out of names that rhyme with God. That is why Ned Flanders named his two sons Rod and Todd. I suppose Maude was just a happy coincidence.

At any rate, I’m happy to have a new addition to the family, even one with freaky-looking feet like this one here. It’s been a rough couple of weeks, but I can’t wait to actually spend some time with little Todd-wina. Or Flaude. I can’t decide. I may recant as soon as the crying starts, so it makes sense to get this down in writing now.

Jeebus help us all.

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